Timing is everything.ĭusk is the best hour, on back roads. Step 5: Meet his parents in the morning because you passed out in their basement. Step 4: Clumsily undo his belt and SLOB THAT KNOB!
Step 3: Get in his car and unbuckle your seatbelt once you hit a country road with no light pollution. Still, there’s something about road head that just seems fun, so I talked to all six of my friends who’ve been brave enough to suck dick in a moving vehicle about how to get it done without dying, getting arrested, or getting concussed after your bf accidentally kicks your head into the steering wheel when he cums, or something. Why? Because even though road head is theoretically easy to do, it’s also kinda dangerous and what girl in her right mind would willingly risk getting herself into a car crash over a blow job?
In fact, most of my sexually adventurous friends who have had boned in a variety of exotic locations like on a blow-up bed in the middle of a party and inside the trunk of a car, haven’t given road head either.
#GAY MEN CUMMING ON STEERING WHEEL FULL#
Full disclaimer, I’ve never given road head - and it’s not because I haven’t wanted to, but because I’m a scaredy cat.Ĭonsequently, over the years, road head has become an almost mythic sex act in my book, but unlike say getting Eiffel Towered by two hotties at a house party - which by the way sounds awful, but whatever, follow your bliss - road head at least has the illusion of seeming easily attainable.